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Ok so here’s what happened…
We played a sold out show at The Moho last night in Manchester which ended up being the absolute best show of tour. Seriously! Stagedives, singalongs, shots of mystery liquors.. It was one for the books. An afterparty started to form at a bar down the street. In…
i was at this show. it was amazing. i can’t believe someone could be so heartless
The Simpsons intro/couch gag, Game of Thrones style
wow, just wow.
(via filmthrasher)
Rihanna was in North London to perform at the O2 this week when she met Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe backstage.
She said to Defoe: “Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah? I’ve heard all about you.
Apparently there was an awkward silence, then Spurs keeper Brad Friedel and the rest of Defoe’s group burst into laughter.
But the 23-year-old singer played it as a joke.
She added: “Haha. Gotcha. Only joking. You’d look great in red though.”
you’ve made me ill.
you bastard.
i was fine before i got back here,
now fetch me a parmo.
complete legend. and simply doesn’t give a fuck.
you probably though that this was a standard QR code…
But, over time a single sentence creeps into our lives.
Don’t be stupid. It’s the crusher of possibility. It’s the worlds greatest deflator.
The world is full of smart people. Doing all kind of smart things… Thats smart.
Well, we’re with stupid.
Stupid is the relentless pursuit of a regret free life.
Smart may have the brains… but stupid has the balls.
The smart might recognize things for how they are. The stupid see things for how they could be. Smart critiques. Stupid creates.
The fact is, if we didnt have stupid thoughts we’d have no interesting thoughts at all.
Smart may have the plans… but stupid has the stories.
Smart may have the authority but stupid has one hell of a hangover.
Its not smart to take risks… Its stupid.
To be stupid is to be brave. The stupid isnt afraid to fail.
The stupid know there are worse things than failure… like not even trying.
Smart had one good idea, and that idea was stupid. You can’t outsmart stupid. So don’t even try. Remember only stupid can be truly brilliant.
So, BE STUPID
Dear Discovery Channel
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